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Jesus (1 Tim 2:5) versus the "Faithful & Discreet Slave" (Matthew 24:45)
by Calebs Airplane in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
1 timothy 2:5 states that jesus is the only way to god.. matthew 24:45 is the parable of the faithful and wise servant which the watchtower conveniented converted into a prophecy about them to prove that the watchtower bible & tract society of new york is the only way to god.. and to make sure they get this point across to every jw they use a very special mental manipulation technique called... (wait for it)... ... ... repetition !!!.

00's: 205. mentions of 1 timothy 2:5 in watchtower magazine:.

00's: 22. so there you have it... in the last 6 decades, matthew 24:45 is mentioned 1,063 times, but 1 timothy 2:5 is only mentioned 216 times.
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Attention Lurkers... Monday, October 1, 2012 is the 98th anniversary of Jesus' rulership!!!
by Calebs Airplane in
1. watchtower
2. bible
attention lurkers... monday, october 1, 2012 is the 98th anniversary of jesus' rulership!i'll just let the watchtower magazine speak for itself...october 1, 1914, on taking his place at the breakfast table in the brooklyn bethel dining-room, he in a strong voice denoting conviction announced: the gentile times have ended!

-watchtower july 15 1950 page 216 pargraph 1 those seven appointed times of the nations ended in the early autumn of 1914, about october 1. before then the good news of the established kingdom could not be preached.

-watchtower october 15 1955 page 623 paragraph 7october 1, 1914, is now more than forty-two years ago and the kingdoms fight at armageddon is fast nearing.
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1918: >>> Less than 4 publishers per congregation !!! <<<
by Calebs Airplane in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
when jesus supposedly came down to the earth in 1918 to accomplish his inspection of all religious denominations, he supposedly chose the watchtower bible & tract society.. according to the august 15, 2012 watchtower (page 6, paragraph 12), in 1914, there were only 1,200 congregations worldwide..... this means that jesus was really looking for a needle in a hay stack... (probably had to use a pair of tweezers in the process...).

but notice this gem i found in the watchtower cd library:.

in 1918 there were only 3,868 persons announcing the king and the kingdom in all the world.
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Can someone please explain why I'm NOT DF'd yet???
by Calebs Airplane in
1. jw
2. experiences
i have been sending one "apostate" email after another to an elder in my congo (who frequently does circuit and district convention parts) and i'm still not df'd.... i've even sent him a free pdf copy of "crisis of conscience" twice in the last 3 months (sorry cynthia franz), as well as emails about the whole spectrum of bullshit (607, 144k, 1935, blood, proof of lies, false predictions, etc...).

he vary rarely responds but i know he's reading them because he said so in a recent google chat.... he even acknowledged that the wt got 607 wrong but then says that i should look at the positives and stop finding fault.... but still... i sent some really strong gb-bashing emails and i'n not df'd.... i mean seriously, i've pushed the envelope as far as i possibly can.. what the hell is going on???

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JWs in France will get off to a good start in 2013
by Calebs Airplane in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the year 1925 got off to a good enough start, with the french watch tower magazine being enlarged from 12 to 16 pages.

-yearbook 1980 page 61.. 88 years later... .

2013 will get off to a good start with french wt rag being reduced from 32 to only 16 pages... .
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Anthony Morris III publicly admits that he doesnt enjoy Field Service
by Calebs Airplane in
1. jw
2. experiences
2pm, january 9, 2010 san juan, puerto rico.... jws from all over the island take turns to use the biggest coliseum in the caribbean (jose miguel agrelot coliseum).

the big event... a brief 2-hour assembly featuring brooklyn bethel celebrities including anthony morris iii.

there had been a lot of excitement building up in the days preceding this event as there were rumors circulating that the society had a very special announcement to make.. after 2 ambiguous talks from 2 bethel speakers, anthony morris iii finally takes the stage and everyone is so thrilled to see him up close or on the big screen behind the stage.
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Anthony Morris III... Did he really serve in Vietnam? Something doesn't quite add up...
by Calebs Airplane in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
born in 1950, he apparently became a regular pioneer in 1971.. but wait.... let's just say that he enlisted (or was drafted) in 1968 at age 18.... depending on the branch of service, he would have to complete anywhere from 2 to 4 years of service.

yes, duty in hot combat zones was usually limited to 6-months at a time but you still had to serve a total of 2 to 4 years depending on the branch of service.

assuming he only served 2 years, he would have been 20 years old and discharged by 1970.... how did he get witnessed to, complete a book study, become an unbaptized publisher, get baptized and then become a regular pioneer in less than year???.
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EIS for NEW Watchtower World Headquarters has just been approved...
by Calebs Airplane in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
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good news... the governing body has decided to postpone armageddon while they move brooklyn bethel to upstate ny.... the town of warwick, new york has just approved the watchtowers environmental impact statement.. but they have to wait until the rattlesnakes hibernate before bringing in their land clearing equipment.... see article in times herald record.
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Ex-bethelite's skull found...
by Calebs Airplane in
1. watchtower
2. medical
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he apparently committed suicide in october 2010.... ex-bethelite's skull found near beach in delaware.

so tragic.... .
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Caleb's Airplane
by Calebs Airplane in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
hello caleb fans.... my name is ole yella... i am a distinctive yellow airplane based on a wwii dive-bomber and i happen to be one of calebs favorite toys.

his parents dont know this yet, but in my former life, i was used quite extensively as a special pioneer throughout europe where massive bombing of airfields and military installations was required.

i am also proud to say that i have caused the deaths of thousands upon thousands of innocent women and children in the late 1930s and early 1940s in various other theatres of operation (isaiah 18:6; luke 21:25).